Welcome to Poore House! Pardon our dust as we reconfigure the website to our new focus: DJUNGELSKOG!

This is DJUNGELSKOG.

DJUNGELSKOG is a large plush bear sold by IKEA. They were originally not available in the United States, but when DJUNGEKSKOG went viral on Tumblr, Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter, IKEA decided to bring this beautiful bear to America.

DJUNGELSKOG is a Swedish compound word meaning “jungle forest.” Here’s how you pronounce DJUNGELSKOG:

And here’s DJUNGELSKOG celebrating Trans Day of Visibility yesterday along with their good friends, the BLAHAJ family!

DJUNGELSKOG is a true and decent bear, a friend to young and old alike, and a stalwart companion against the dark a̷n̷d̸ h̶o̴r̶r̸i̵b̴l̶e̷ t̸̙̐è̵̻r̷͓͠r̴̪͗o̵̩͆r̶͙͠ś̵̮ that come in the night.

There are many DJUNGELSKOG in the world, but this one is mine.

Aren’t they cute? They’re wearing a yarmulke designed by the amazing trans Jewish artist Hyde Angelus!

According to DJUNGELSKOG lore, these apparently humble, relaxed bears were once a proud band of warriors who, under the banner of the Carolingian kings, founded the city of Bern in 1191. Here is an image of their leader, BARON BEHR VON BERN, DJUMBO DJUNGELSKOG,

DJUNGELSKOG will stand by your side through thick and thin, and will keep an ever-watchful eye out for the dark a̷n̷d̸ h̶o̴r̶r̸i̵b̴l̶e̷ t̸̙̐è̵̻r̷͓͠r̴̪͗o̵̩͆r̶͙͠ś̵̮ that seek to infiltrate and corrupt this world. If you are kind of heart and keen of mind, DJUNGELSKOG will adopt you into their family and make you one with them. You will rejoice in your new DJUNGELSKOG lifestyle.

Join us!

Become one with DJUNGELSKOG!

Reject the stresses of adult workaday life!

Let your head flop forward and your body slowly evolve into the quintessence of being!

You are sublime! You are relaxed!

You are the best product IKEA has ever offered the world!

YOU! ARE! DJUNGELSKOG!

Click here to join the DJUNGELSKOG revolution!